Despite years now of porn on the internet, DVD movies with "making of" documentaries, our young men are still completely clueless as to how hard/very easy it is to make loads of money by making porn films. Why should it be down to me to explain the very very basics, hmmm?

But week in, week out, I do it and why? Because, handled correctly, lads like Roger Ellis can be talked out of their clothes and into films that you and I might want to wank over. Take a look at this naked young lad and tell me if it's worth it.